Thursday, December 6, 2007

Geeks With Kids

I was just IMing with a good geek friend of mine. This is what happens when you give paranoid geeks kids (names removed for obvious reasons).

(5:08:06 PM) Geek Friend: i'm outta here, i gotta go home,
looks like the kids are fighting
(5:08:15 PM) Geek Friend: no adult supervision
(5:08:20 PM) Me: haha
(5:08:26 PM) Me: you watching them on camera?
(5:08:27 PM) Geek Friend: i'm so glad my parents didn't have
video cameras all over my house when i was their age
(5:08:30 PM) Me: hahahha
(5:08:34 PM) Geek Friend: watching, listening
(5:08:39 PM) Me: and they know?
(5:08:42 PM) Geek Friend: going to go ground two of them
(5:08:44 PM) Geek Friend: yeah, they know
(5:08:47 PM) Me: wow
(5:08:56 PM) Me: and they still act up
(5:08:56 PM) Me: crazy
(5:09:04 PM) Geek Friend: kid0 was straight up punching kid1
just now
(5:09:08 PM) Geek Friend: elbowed him in the face
(5:09:17 PM) Geek Friend: tried to gouge his eyes with her
fingers...
(5:09:17 PM) Me: nice
(5:09:19 PM) Geek Friend: crazy fight
(5:09:25 PM) Geek Friend: never seen them do anything like
that before
(5:09:30 PM) Me: well get goin!
(5:09:33 PM) Me: before one of them dies
(5:09:38 PM) Geek Friend: i called them
(5:09:42 PM) Me: ah
(5:09:43 PM) Geek Friend: they're sitting in the corners
of the room
(5:09:46 PM) Me: lol
(5:09:47 PM) Geek Friend: and can't move
(5:10:05 PM) Geek Friend: i turned on the alarm, i told
them if they move, the alarm will go off and the police
will come
(5:10:21 PM) Geek Friend: (not true though) just a really
loud noise until i shut it off
(5:10:49 PM) Geek Friend: later

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JD Conley is an entrepreneur and hacker, currently working away his golden handcuffs at Playdom, a subsidiary of the Walt Disney Company, since Hive7 was acquired. We make social games. The views and opinions expressed on this post are his and do not necessarily represent or reflect those of The Walt Disney Company.