Friday, December 14, 2007

Unadulterated Expurgation!

Alright, so, occasionally I post something funny that happened recently. Yesterday I received a spam company broadcast email from an anonymous customer of mine. You know who you are! :)

Team Anonymous Company,

In each office Anonymous Company employees have inhabited, many attempts have been made to keep our refrigerators clean and sanitary. Keeping clean refrigerators only works if we all participate – yet despite the best team players on the planet, we’ve fallen short of the goal. Common comments run the gamut from, "I’ll never put 'my' lunch in there," to the more lyrical, "There’s a fungus among us!"

As a result of this circumstance, the many must suffer the failings of a few – meaning:

Every Friday afternoon at 4:00 p.m. our Sergeant of Sanitation, will remove and dispose of everything from every refrigerator – as in: any one thing, each thing, the sum of all things, collectively all, the aggregate of all, anything at all, the totality of all within, including or comprehending all things, a comprehensive sweep of any and all things, whatever it is, whatever is left, nothing will be left, the sum total of all things, the Full Monty, the whole enchilada (frozen and unfrozen), the whole shebang. In short, every Friday at 4:00 p.m. all the refrigerators will experience an unadulterated expurgation!

Many thanks in advance for your cooperation and understanding,

The Management

Good thing I don't use the fridge...

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